tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of
You mean AMAZING
Top girl tip no. 1
ALWAYS AT aLL TIMES carry a whoopee cushion with u so if u accidentally let one rip in public u can whip out ur cushion with a smile and a wink at ur company and soak up ur new status as hilarious joke master
when your parents turn a joke into a lecture
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
I wasn’t ready for that.
I don’t think anyone was ready for that.
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
This little Greek kid flipped me the bird down this street it was awesome
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time