meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

nicolegendary:

girls don’t like boys, girls like griffon ramsey

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
Lea Seydoux talking about American films (via edensamuelsgarden)

rustylazer:

DONE! :)))))))))))))

1976 Airstream, renovated by me and viscousvices

Damn that took forever.

swerveycorps:

kawaii-dethu:

Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*

no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime

cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
could be gayer
a review (via hauntter)

reapershadcat:

I’m important in video games and sometimes that’s all that really matters

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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