koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

baboushkat:

Top girl tip no. 1

ALWAYS AT aLL TIMES carry a whoopee cushion with u so if u accidentally let one rip in public u can whip out ur cushion with a smile and a wink at ur company and soak up ur new status as hilarious joke master

alexturnerswife:

when your parents turn a joke into a lecture 

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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

1,451,113 plays

regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

sickpage:

Olivia Wrightwhole, 2008

sickpage:

Olivia Wright
whole, 2008

helyon:

This little Greek kid flipped me the bird down this street it was awesome

helyon:

This little Greek kid flipped me the bird down this street it was awesome

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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